- [First lines]
- [Snow falls around the Taylor residence]
- Eddie McDowd: Joyful Morning Wake-Up time!
- Justin Taylor: Happy beautiful christmas, Eddie!
- Eddie McDowd: Right back at ya, my bestest buddy in the world.
- Justin Taylor: I'm so full of christmas love and compassion, how bout you?
- Eddie McDowd: Justin, if I were anymore full of love right now, I'd explode like some kind of love-filled water balloon!