21 Jump Street (TV Series)

Besieged: Part 2 (1987)

Peter DeLuise: Officer Doug Penhall

Quotes 

• Leit Geives : You want me to take action on a highly decorated street cop with eighteen years on the force, on the basis of some rookie's hunch. No, I don't think so. You bring me something more solid and then we'll talk.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Solid? What do you want? Snap shots?

  Captain Adam Fuller : Penhall!

• Officer Judy Hoffs : That's just great, Judy Hoffs, road hazard!

  Officer Doug Penhall : Kinda.

• Officer Doug Penhall : Nobody believes me. Fuller thinks I'm crazy, Hanson thinks I'm crazy, IAB thinks I'm crazy.

• Officer Judy Hoffs : Who knew you could be so nice?

  Officer Doug Penhall : Well you better not tell anybody, or I'll tell them that you snore.

  Officer Judy Hoffs : I don't snore!... Much.

• Officer Doug Penhall : Do you think I'm crazy?

  Officer Judy Hoffs : Mm, it doesn't matter.

• Officer Tom Hanson : Hey Doug, how you doing? I was worried about you.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Why? I'm fine.

  Officer Tom Hanson : Well you blew out of here last night, you didn't say anything, and I called you half the night and

  [clears throat] 

  Officer Tom Hanson : you weren't home.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Yeah?

  Officer Tom Hanson : Yeah, so what'd you do? Did you get lucky?

  [impersonates Doug] 

  Officer Tom Hanson : Hi, I'm Doug Penhall, I'm so depressed, won't you take me to bed and cheer me up?

  Officer Doug Penhall : ...Went home early, went to sleep, guess I didn't hear the phone. You got a sick mind.

• Officer Doug Penhall : [to Judy]  I don't want to walk into work and have you hate me because you think I tried to take advantage of you, okay?

• Officer Judy Hoffs : I'll tell you what, Doug, if I hear through anyone that you mentioned to anybody: to Blowfish, to Hanson, to ANYONE, that you spent the night at my apartment last night, I swear to God I will make you miserable for the rest of your life.

  Officer Doug Penhall : I don't know what you're so upset about, YOU'RE the one who chickened out at the LAST minute, we didn't even do anything!

  Officer Judy Hoffs : And it's going to stay that way!

  Officer Doug Penhall : Fine.

• Officer Judy Hoffs : I feel like I got taken advantage of, Doug.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Hey whoa, wait a minute, I'm the one who came over to be consoled, I'm the one whose friend is driving around with a murderer, I'M the one who everybody thinks is crazy! I thought maybe you were a sympathetic ear.

  Officer Judy Hoffs : Oh, so you're trying to tell me you weren't planning on getting me in the sack when you came over last night.

  Officer Doug Penhall : No.

  Officer Judy Hoffs : Then why did you have those things with you?

  Officer Doug Penhall : ...Things with me?

  Officer Judy Hoffs : You had condoms in your wallet, Doug.

  Officer Doug Penhall : I always have condoms in my wallet.

  Officer Judy Hoffs : Yeah?

  Officer Doug Penhall : Yeah. Like when you go for a drive, you bring a spare with you in case you get a flat.