- Gavin McHugh: [Tom is posing as a bouncer in front of a nightclub. Gavin sees him reject some patrons] You're obnoxious. But I like that!
- Officer Tom Hanson: They don't!
- Gavin McHugh: That bothers you?
- Officer Tom Hanson: No, I'm not really here to make friends.
- Officer Tom Hanson: [Checking Judy's ID] How does it feel to be legal?
- Officer Judy Hoffs: Fabulous if it means I don't have to take your crap anymore.