21 Jump Street (TV Series)
How Much Is That Body in the Window? (1987)
Peter DeLuise: Officer Doug Penhall
Quotes
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Officer Doug Penhall : Can't a guy be in a good mood?
Officer Tom Hanson : Not if he's you. Now cut it out, you're scaring us.
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Officer Doug Penhall : What colleges?
Mike Ogletree : Arizona, UCLA, maybe State.
Officer Doug Penhall : Pac-10, sissies and wieners, I thought you were serious.
Mike Ogletree : So what do you consider a big school, hot shot?
Officer Doug Penhall : Big 8, big guy.
Mike Ogletree : Yeah? So what's your bench, big guy?
Officer Doug Penhall : ...210.
Mike Ogletree : With your baby fat? This I gotta see.
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Coach Jerry Watson : [to Mike Ogletree] Instead of risking injury, why don't you show the new kid the RIGHT way to turn baby fat into muscle?
Officer Doug Penhall : [whining] What's with this baby fat?
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Mike Ogletree : What kind of vitamins are you doin'?
Officer Doug Penhall : Doin'? Well I did Wilma this morning, thinking about doing Fred or Dino tomorrow.
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Captain Adam Fuller : Why didn't you regurgitate the drug, Penhall?
Officer Doug Penhall : Puke?
[laughs]
Officer Doug Penhall : I can't do that, I never could.
Captain Adam Fuller : You an undercover cop, Penhall, you LEARN to puke!
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U.S. Assistant Attorney Jack Culliton : She'd been stacking a weird mix of diuretics and synthetic hormones. She had herself down to 6 percent body fat, her heart just couldn't take it. Frankly this is the worst case this office has ever seen.
Officer Doug Penhall : Worst case of what?
Captain Adam Fuller : Steroid abuse.
U.S. Assistant Attorney Jack Culliton : Bone structure anomalies, kidney damage, nosebleeds, she was even taking a break drug: medroxyprogesterone.
Officer Doug Penhall : Merdoxy... meh... break drug?
U.S. Assistant Attorney Jack Culliton : Stops a woman's growth, gives them a few more years in the sport wear, 16 is over the hill. Laura Jordan hadn't had a normal menstrual cycle in years.