- Officer Tom Hanson: What would your parents do? Would your parents pay 75 grand to get Doug back?
- Officer Doug Penhall: Doug who?
- [last lines]
- Captain Adam Fuller: Am I understood?
- Officer Tom Hanson, Officer Doug Penhall: Yes, Sir.
- Captain Adam Fuller: Now get out of here. Oh and guys, that's a two day suspension without pay.
- Eddie MacFarlane: [to Brian about his backpack] Brian, what are you packing in here? This thing weighs a ton.
- Dolores Hoffs: [bumping into Blowfish] Excuse me, Officer.
- Sal 'Blowfish' Banducci: Officer, me? Are you crazy? I'm a maintenance engineer!