- Officer Tom Hanson: What's up at the door?
- Officer Doug Penhall: Not too much. Just check IDs, take a guy's keys away, bounce a couple dudes. Nothing too rough!
- Capt. Adam Fuller: [Seeing Doug get comfortable on his couch] Douglas, can I get you anything?
- Officer Doug Penhall: [Smiling cheekily] A cold soda would be nice!
- Officer Tom Hanson: I'm thinking about quitting.
- Officer Doug Penhall: You mean, like, turning in your badge? Oh c'mon man, you just got it back! What are you talking about? You can't quit being a cop. It's in your blood man. Your father was a cop.
- Officer Tom Hanson: What are you, my biographer?
- Officer Doug Penhall: No, I'm just saying it's the natural thing for you to do. What the hell are you gonna do anyway?
- Officer Tom Hanson: I'm gonna check my options.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Oh, like there's a really long list is there?
- Officer Tom Hanson: [after learning that Darryl wants to make a $4,000 bet] I think you have a problem.
- Darryl: Yeah, I need two grand by next week.
- Officer Tom Hanson: No, I mean with the gambling.
- Darryl: Oh, right. Here it comes. I'm a compulsive gambler and I can't help myself? I'm in college, what am I going to lose? My house? My car? My wife? I'm on my own. I'm putting myself through school, I don't have a problem. If I pull this off today, I can double this money tonight, because I know who's going to win.
- Officer Tom Hanson: Darryl, do you realize you don't do anything but gamble?
- Darryl: Okay. I ski, I play tennis, I collect rare stamps. Can I make my bet now?
- Officer Judy Hoffs: Why don't you just say it, Doug?
- Officer Doug Penhall: Say what?
- Officer Judy Hoffs: You think I made detective because I'm a woman. A black woman.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Double minority!