21 Jump Street (TV Series)

The Worst Night of Your Life (1987)

Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson

Quotes 

• Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Hey, Penhall, did you go to your prom?

  Off. Doug Penhall : What is that a trick question? Hanson, I went to my first prom when I was eleven.

  Officer Harry Truman Ioki : Well, I never went to mine. I guess when I was in high school, I never believed it was the last time I was gonna be there.

  Off. Doug Penhall : Ioki, what do you think we do all day?

• Off. Doug Penhall : Hanson, Hanson, Hanson. I'm trying to save your life here, but you're going to have to give me a little help. Bowling? I once knew a kid who's father was a bowler. He ran away from home. He was three. His mother helped him!

  Officer Harry Truman Ioki : Listen, Penhall, maybe there's still time. You know, maybe Thomas here isn't any good.

  Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You want to know what my handicap is?

  Off. Doug Penhall : Yeah, bowling!

• Off. Doug Penhall : What do you want me to do? Kill myself?

  Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Yes!

  Captain Richard Jenko : [as the guys come in dressed for the prom]  Well, well, well. Far out. Looks like we've got a Japanese Elvis Presley, a pimp, and the butler.

  Off. Tom Hanson #2 : With the budget we've got, you're lucky we could afford to rent the pants.

  Captain Richard Jenko : Maybe you should go without the pants, tell them you're a poor butler.

• Off. Tom Hanson #2 : [after bowling a strike]  Oh! Another slam-a-rino for the Kingpins! Yeah!

  Girl Sitting With Penhall : Your friend?

  Off. Doug Penhall : [chuckling]  Yeah well, sort of I guess.

  Girl Sitting With Penhall : He's very good, isn't he?

  Off. Doug Penhall : If you like guys who say "slam-a-rino", yeah