- [having lunch with Sally, Mr Randell gets frustrated and leaves just as the waitress brings the wine]
- Waitress: Awww, listen, Hon, there are other fish in the sea.
- Sally Solomon: I don't want to hear about the specials, Lady!
- [the 'family' has encouraged Sally to have her first sexual experience]
- Tommy Solomon: Y'have to realize... making love to Mr Randell is your decision.
- Sally Solomon: You're right. I'll do it. I mean, what do I have to lose, except my virginity? Goodbye, Mr Hymen.
- Tommy Solomon: You're firing our accountant?
- August: [Appears with a bandage over nose, reacts to the Solomons' alarm] Tommy, we have to talk!
- Tommy Solomon: August, are you alright?
- August: At least the hamster didn't have rabies.
- Tommy Solomon: Hamster?
- August: The hamster that bit my nose off!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [In his office, talking to Sally] I'm a man, and let me put it this way: men are completely... incapable of discussing... their feelings...
- [Thumbing at Mary and Nina]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Here are two women! Dump on them!
- [Runs out]
- Dr. Mary Albright: You're a VIRGIN?
- Sally Solomon: Yes! Is that bad?
- Dr. Mary Albright: No, it's fine! There's nothing wrong with saving yourself for the right man.
- Sally Solomon: Like you did for Dick?
- Dr. Mary Albright: [Very long pause] Yes.
- [Swigs wine from the bottle]