3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick for Tat (1999)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon

Quotes 

• [everyone except Dick has had enough of the board game 'Sex or Consequences'] 

  Tommy Solomon : Dick, why don't you go play this with Dr Albright?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Fine. But that's the last time I bring home a sexually explicit board game for this family.

  [he leaves] 

  Tommy Solomon : I hate that game.

  Harry Solomon : Ya wanna play 'Strip Parcheesi'?

  Tommy Solomon : You're on!

• Dr. Dick Solomon : Isn't this great. Look at us. An Earth family, sitting around together on a beautiful Autumn evening, playing a nice, friendly game.

  Tommy Solomon : [bored]  Yeah. A game called 'Sex or Consequences'.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [reading from the box]  "The naughty, bawdy adult party game where everybody wants to be on top."

  Sally Solomon : [also bored]  Whoopee.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Come on, Sally, you're not even trying. Look how far you are from the erogenous zone.