- Dr. Dick Solomon: But Nina, you don't understand - with this coupon, if I buy a steak, you get one free! And then, when the garçon turns his back, you can slip me a few dollars under the table.
- Nina: Well, that's very generous of you, but I'm going to a meeting of the Black Students Union.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: But this coupon expires tonight - you'll still be black tomorrow!
- Caryn: Do you even have one black friend?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, there's, uh... uh... there's Nona!
- Caryn: She's your assistant!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: There's... there's... you!
- Caryn: I'm your student!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: There's... Al Roker!
- Caryn: He's on TV!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Roke's on TV? I've got to give him a call!
- [hurries out]
- Harry Solomon: Ms Dubcek, there's a man downstairs pounding on your door.
- Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, he woke up? Maybe I should let him out.