- Dr. Dick Solomon: Janet, it's a big world out there. Where will you go? What will you do?
- Janet: Oh, don't worry about me, Dick... 'We'll always have Rutherford'.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I don't believe it. The fake mother of my phony son... I've been dumped by my wife and my fiancee on the same day!
- Sally Solomon: What about *me*? I've lost a live-in maid, a cook, a gardener, a chauffeur, and an electrician - and I loved her!
- Sally Solomon: What did they do to you?
- Tommy Solomon: It was pretty scary! As a juvenile, I could have spent 200 hours cleaning up other people's trash on the highway.
- Officer Don: But I wanted to teach him a lesson, so I charged him as an adult.
- Sally Solomon: What does that mean?
- Tommy Solomon: I got a $40 fine.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: So, I guess there's no way you would ever marry me.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Dick, right now there's no way I'd even carpool with you.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well... what if your car breaks down?
- Dr. Mary Albright: I'd rent.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well - there are no cars available.
- Dr. Mary Albright: I'd walk.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: What? In the worst snow storm in 50 years?
- Dr. Mary Albright: I'd take a bus.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [harrumph] You would never take a bus!
- Dr. Mary Albright: You're right. *Then* I'd carpool with you.
- [Dick exits, expressing his usual smug swagger of vindication]