3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Guilty as Dick (1997)

Michael Milhoan: Coach

Quotes 

• Tommy Solomon : Sorry I'm late, Coach.

  Coach : Hey, anybody can sell fifteen boxes of chocolate in my class can be a little tardy. What's your secret, Champ?

  Tommy Solomon : Well, uh, y'know, I just kept thinkin' about sending the band to Washington.

  Coach : Yeah. They're gonna owe you some real thanks when they get back next week.

  Tommy Solomon : Whoa... they're coming back?

  Coach : Well, yeah.

  Tommy Solomon : [to his teammates]  All right, which one of you tools sold enough chocolate to buy 'em a return ticket?

• Coach : We're gonna practice some bounce passes. I want half of you over there

  [he points to his left] 

  Coach : , half of you over there

  [he points to his right] 

  Coach : , and the other half come with me.

  Coach : [later, also in the gym]  A'right. Everybody line up into a circle.