3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Power Mad Dick (1998)

Wayne Knight: Officer Don

Quotes 

• Officer Don : Hello, boys.

  Tommy Solomon : Why don't you save the sweet talk for the ladies, Don?

  Harry Solomon : Yeah. Did you think we wouldn't know? Did you think we wouldn't find out?

  Tommy Solomon : Stupid!

  Officer Don : What's the matter? Is Sally okay?

  Harry Solomon : She's a mess! And we wanna know why.

  Officer Don : What did she tell you?

  Tommy Solomon : Nothing. That's the problem.

  Officer Don : Well, how do you know something's wrong?

  Tommy Solomon : Because she tells us everything about you!

  Harry Solomon : The way you wear your hat.

  Tommy Solomon : The way you sip your tea.

  Harry Solomon : The way your smile just beams.

  Tommy Solomon : The way you sing off-key.

  Officer Don : No, no!

  Harry Solomon : Yes! She tells us everything, and you can't take that away from me!

  Officer Don : I would never do anything to harm Sally. I love her.

  Harry Solomon : Oh yeah? Well then, why isn't she talking?

  Officer Don : I don't know, that's her business!

  Harry Solomon : Why I oughta - !

  [Tommy stops him] 

  Harry Solomon : Okay, all right. We'll play the little game your way.

  Tommy Solomon : But remember, we're watching you. 24 hours a day.

  Harry Solomon : I thought we were gonna go see a movie.

  Tommy Solomon : Shh!

  [the two turn to leave, but then quickly turn back around to point at Don]