3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Same Old Song and Dick (1997)

Jane Curtin: Dr. Mary Albright

Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : I want ceaseless joy and never-ending passion like Romeo and Juliet.

  Dr. Mary Albright : They both wound up dead.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Antony and Cleopatra.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Dead.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : That couple from Wuthering Heights.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Insane and dead.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Drunk, insane, and dead.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Tristan und Isolde.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Abgeschossen.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Aha, Siegfried and Roy.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Okay, one.

• [Mary and Dick are eating Chinese after attending a kegger and playing strip poker] 

  Dr. Mary Albright : So, you glad we tried something new?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Not really. It made me uncomfortable, and cold... and kind of shrivelly.

• Dr. Mary Albright : [Winning yet again at strip poker]  Read 'em and weep!

  Leon : [sighing]  Goodbye, underwear...

  Bug : Leon, you've still got your socks on, buddy!

  Leon : [Continues removing his underwear]  My feet get cold.

• Dr. Mary Albright : Now it's time for a little bedtime story.

  [Reading from a romance novel] 

  Dr. Mary Albright : Finally, his eyes came to rest on the lush, mossy valley from which all pleasure springs.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : What are you reading to me, a hiking guide?