- Harry Solomon: Hey. Why so blue, little buddy?
- Tommy Solomon: I'm a cold fish. I'm destined to live my life alone, unable to ignite the faintest flicker of lust in any woman.
- Harry Solomon: Oh, yeah. I know how you feel.
- [Harry touches the love machine lever, and it jumps up to Hot Stuff]
- Tommy Solomon: How can you know how I feel? You're "Hot Stuff"! The whole world is your frigging oyster, man!
- Eric: I'm waiting to get into the K-9 unit.
- Sally Solomon: Ah, what's the hold up?
- Officer Don Orville: Well, our dog ran away... But we're putting up fliers.
- Harry Solomon: Oh come on, Tommy. Who cares what the machine says! You got a lot going for you. You're cute.
- Tommy Solomon: [depressed] Great.
- Harry Solomon: Oh come on, Tommy. There's someone out there for everyone. You're a cold fish. So what? Find yourself a nice frigid girl.
- Tommy Solomon: [hopeful] Really?
- Harry Solomon: Yeah! Go on! Rock on, fish boy!