- [Sally and Alissa are watching while Tommy cranks up their new 6-speaker digital sound and television system to deafening levels]
- Tommy Solomon: [shouting over the sound] I feel like I'm watching Entertainment Tonight in Carnegie freakin' Hall!
- Sally Solomon: [also shouting] Awesome!
- Alissa Strudwick: [screaming] Turn it down. How loud do you need to hear that it's Mary Steenburgen's birthday?