- Simon Camden: The situation could get out of control, me leaving and all.
- Rev. Eric Camden: What are you afraid will happen, that I'll throw myself at your legs and make a scene on the bus station?
- Simon Camden: Dad, I'm not worried about you making a scene. But you do sometimes get this... moist look in the corner of your eye.
- Rev. Eric Camden: And that bothers you, my moistness?
- Peter Petrowski: Sam and David ate the coal.
- Sam Camden: I like coal.
- David Camden: Me too. I'm gonna be a miner.
- Kevin Kinkirk: Lucy and I haven't had sex since I got pumbled by that woman.
- Rev. Eric Camden: Good night.