The A-Team (TV Series)

Beneath the Surface (1986)

Kim Johnston Ulrich: Elaine

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" Smith : [stiffling a laugh]  How many times did you con this guy, Face? I bet he was your number one stooge.

  Elaine : He talked about you constantly. Always told me what a great guy you were.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : I am a great guy! Barry was interested in pirates, and for twenty bucks I sold him a treasure map.

  "B.A." Baracus : I'm glad I didn't know you when I was a kid.

• Elaine : [wearing a police uniform]  Excuse me, Templeton Peck?

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Eh, me? Oh, no, no, no, I'm, eh, Teddy Peddleton, I, eh...

  [tries to walk away, pulls off his name tag as she grabs his arm] 

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Oh this, I must have picked up the wrong name tag, I...

  Elaine : Don't let the uniform scare you, I'm just a meter maid. I'm Barry Green's sister.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Barry Green doesn't have a sister.

  Elaine : When he was sixteen, my family adopted him.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Oh, well that's great, eh...

  [tries to walk again, but is grabbed by the arm once more] 

  Elaine : Listen, I came today hoping you'd be here. I haven't heard from Gary in two weeks.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Ah, well, I haven't heard from Gary in twenty years.