The A-Team (TV Series)

Beneath the Surface (1986)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• H.M. Murdock : I gotta have this thing back in three hours, okay, or Dr. Richter is gonna be very upset when he finds out that I borrowed his limo. It's gonna set the trust aspect of our therapy back three years, not to mention the fact he's gonna strangle me.

• "B.A." Baracus : You cool it with this parrot, Murdock. There is no parrot. And I don't wanna hear another thing about it.

  Barry Green : Well actually, that's who has the real treasure map, my parrot. See, the chart's in the bottom of the parrot's cage, in my office.

  H.M. Murdock : Enough said...

• Morgan : [holding Philip's Cross]  Well now, ain't that something.

  H.M. Murdock : That's a sacred relic, Morgan. You keep that, you'll be doomed for all eternity.

  Morgan : I'll take my chances.

  Barry Green : How did you find us?

  Morgan : I got the location of the wreck out of your computer.

  Barry Green : You can work a computer?

  Morgan : No, but Maitland can, if you put a gun in his back. Allright, all of ya, face down on the deck. Move it!

  Barry Green : Are you gonna kill us?

  Morgan : You and the girl maybe, but the others are worth much more alive, being the A-Team.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : You got the cross and you, eh, you want the reward on top of that?

  Morgan : Got to live on something, before we can bust this thing up and fence it.

• Templeton "Faceman" Peck : [parrot snaps at him]  I think that parrot's carnivorous.

  H.M. Murdock : Don't be ridiculous, Face, birds are not carnivorous. I'll show you, you just gotta know how to talk to him, let him know you're friendly. Nice birdie, nice birdie.

  [parrot snaps at him too] 

  H.M. Murdock : This bird IS a maneater!