- Sonny Monroe's Girlfriend: Do you know that when Sonny and I first met, he changed the combination of his safe to my measurements? Ooh, isn't that romantic?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah!
- Faceman: [posing as a doctor] Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have my rounds to make. Get it? Rounds to make?
- B.A. Baracus: [Murdock is massaging B.A] Hannibal, I hope this plan of yours works, before this fool disconnects my back.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Ah, Doesn't a rat always come back for the cheese?
- Murdock: I can feel the tension flowing out of these sinewy slabs of muscle and they're turning... they're turning soft, very soft. They're turning into spongelike globs of jelly!
- B.A. Baracus: The only thing turning to jelly is your brain!
- Murdock: You know, you could be right.