The A-Team (TV Series)

Chopping Spree (1984)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" Smith : [B.A. picks up Tiny, pressing both hands against the side of Tiny's head]  Now, unless you see some future for yourself in being an omelette, I suggest you speak up.

• "Faceman" Peck : You know, we're supposed to be in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. The Prince is real anxious to get back those two wives of his that were kidnapped by the Bedouin Sheik. Also, he's wiring to our account one milion Riyals.

  "Hannibal" Smith : That's nice.

  "Faceman" Peck : Isn't it?

  "B.A." Baracus : Hey man, I don't want those Riyows, or Ryhows, whatever it is, I want cash money!

  "Faceman" Peck : Which at the current range of exchange comes to 430.000 dollars, thank you very much.

• Templeton Peck : [quietly]  Hannibal, this is disgusting. I'm selling used cars, do you know what that does to the self esteem of an artist like myself?

  John "Hannibal" Smith : [disguised as rich Johnny B]  Ah, poor chap, sales not going well, what?

  Templeton Peck : Not going well? I had to slow down so half the stiffs around here don't think I, my customers are set-ups.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [disguised as rich Johnny B]  You know, B.A., your gold looks really good on me.

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : No it don't!

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Look at that old hearse over there. What a great way for four wanted guys to get into a funeral full of cops.

• "Hannibal" Smith : How come he punched you in the eye but he didn't fire you?

  Face : Well he may be mad, but he's not stupid. I sell a lot of cars.