The A-Team (TV Series)

Deadly Maneuvers (1984)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" : [B.A.'s doubled over moaning]  It's getting worse.

  "B.A." Baracus : What about you?

  "Hannibal" : Got a stomach full of razor blades. I'll drive, we both need a doctor.

• King : [disguised as a milkman]  Well, I gotta tell you guys, I never saw a milk order like this. You must have one hell of a big kitty around here.

  [laughs] 

  "B.A." Baracus : We love milk!

  Capt. H.M. "The Soldier" Murdock : Correction, oh Barracan one. You like milk. But for a hardened professional like The Soldier the basic moo-juice just won't win the war.

  "B.A." Baracus : [carrying three crates of milk]  Shut up, fool, and grab this other one.

  Capt. H.M. "The Soldier" Murdock : Negative, negative. I gotta stay lean and lightning and ready to fight.

• "B.A." Baracus : [reading the vanity plate on a woman's car Face was seen with]  Koochy, something tells me she's not an M.D.