The A-Team (TV Series)

Fire (1984)

Paul Gleason: Roy Kelsey

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Quotes 

• "Howling Mad" Murdock : [Irish accent]  I don't suppose, my good man, that you ever heard of instantanious combustion? That's not to be confused with internal combustion. But, he's broken my rule number nine!

  "Faceman" Peck : [acting fey]  Number nine? Never leave newspapers lying about.

  Roy Kelsey : Oh, eh, we were meaning to throw those out, actually.

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : Meaning to? Meaning to? You know that there are a thousand tragic cases of 'meaning to' in the naked city?

  "Faceman" Peck : Why don't you just step outside untill we've conducted our little inspection, huh?

  [urges Kelsey out the door] 

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : [shouting]  Newspapers! Newspapers! I hate newspapers!

• Roy Kelsey : Cute little dustbuster you got here, pal, what are you planning to do, knock off apples from trees?

  "Hannibal" Smith : No, not really, I use it to spray lice.