"The A-Team" Judgement Day: Part 2 (TV Episode 1985) - Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Hannibal Smith : Now Face, if we had endless amounts of money at our disposal and we could do whatever we want, whenever we wanted, we wouldn't really need you, now would we?

Faceman : Hm. That's why I stick around, Hannibal. You have such a wonderful way of making one feel so much a part of the team.
Doctor Forbes : [handing Face a ship's doctor's uniform] It's about, eh, as close to doctors as we get aboard this thing.

Faceman : Ah.

Doctor Forbes : We just dispense liniments for the sunburn and try and assure the people that there has never been a recorded case of death by seasickness.
Lori : Are you absolutely sure that it's Scarlotti?

Faceman : You know, some faces just make an indelible impression. Especially if you see them for the first time over the barrel of a machine gun.
'Howling Mad' Murdock : [B.A. has just driven right through the airplane they flew to Italy in] How could you do that to a poor, defenseless DC3? She didn't stand a chance!

Faceman : I don't believe this...

'Howling Mad' Murdock : Now we're stuck in this country without any means of escape!

Hannibal Smith : Now... the captain has a point there, BA. What have you got to say about it?

B.A. Baracus : [Gleefully] We ain't flyin'!
Faceman : Hannibal, your job is to help women in and out of the pool.

Hannibal Smith : A pool boy?

Faceman : We prefer to say pool persons.
Faceman : It was like the Volkswagon at the circus -- guys just kept coming out, each one bigger than the last one.

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck