"The A-Team" Knights of the Road (TV Episode 1985) - Dwight Schultz as 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Murdock : [B.A. has him suspended from a car magnet] No, B.A., Knights of the Road don't fly! You're thinking about Superman!
[Face has just been rejected by a girl and he turns to see Murdoch staring at him]

Face : What are you looking at?

Murdock : You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried.

Face : How so?

Murdock : Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry "Medic!"
Murdock : I'll give you both fair warning. I'll count to... 175.
B.A. Baracus : You got the clamps on tight, crazy man?

Murdock : I am shocked. I am shocked that you would for even a moment, consider casting any doubts on the ability of a Knight of the Road.

B.A. Baracus : I'll cast my fist on your lips if you don't answer the question!

Murdock : Well they are tight, sir. I wrapped the monster jaws around the unsuspecting wire and I pressed, and I pressed until they became one with each other. In fact, it was such a beautiful moment, I may need a cigarette.
Murdock : [on the phone with Hannibal] Excuse me, I have to mail something.
John 'Hannibal' Smith : [on the radio to Murdock] It looks like they're doing something to the back of the car, can you see what they're doing?

Murdock : [looks out through the glove compartment] It looks like they're changing the license plate.
Murdock : [climbing out from under a car's hood, having been transported over to Mexico] Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock