The A-Team (TV Series)

Labor Pains (1983)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" Smith : How does baloney and whole wheat sound?

  Murdock : Actually, Colonel, it makes almost no sound at all.

• Ted Jarrett : You'll never get away with this! You'll have a union in this Valley over my dead body!

  "Hannibal" Smith : That's exactly what I was telling our union members this morning!

  Murdock : We're working on a theme song and uniforms and I'm pushing for matching bow-ties, and not that clip-on junk, those are for geeks! And geeks are a whole 'nother union.

• "Hannibal" Smith : Murdock, are you watching the road?

  Murdock : Well, sure, it's just laying there like a big ole tongue going aaaaaaaah.

• "Hannibal" Smith : Murdock do you copy?

  Murdock : Of course I copy, 4 cents I copy, do you copy?

• "Hannibal" Smith : You know, your first impression, mister, is just like a lizard's breath.

  Ray Cross : I haven't started to make a first impression yet.