- Rudy: That's my wallet!
- Face: Thats right!
- [Faceman pulls out a credit card]
- Face: ...Charles Winston. Wait a minute, Charles Winston? The Charles Winston? Your Charlie the Clip?
- Rudy: You picked my pocket!
- Face: I can't believe it, I picked the pocket of Charlie the Clip! Do you know who this is? I studied every scam you've ever done. This is the guy who sold the Brooklyn Bridge... to Brooklyn!
- Rudy: A few minor accomplishments.
- Hannibal: You know something, Fulbright? You're too dedicated. You should go away for a awhile.
- [cut to Hannibal packing Fulbright in a crate bound for Australia]
- Hannibal: We would've been here sooner but...
- Babbette: The old lady wouldn't floor it on the accelerator. I don't speed!
- B.A. Baracus: You wanted her to speed, Hannibal?
- Daniel Davy Bowie Boone Murdock: The slinky of destiny is making it's way right on back to the top of the stairs.
- Daniel Davy Bowie Boone Murdock: Colonel Fulbright, are you in there?
- General Harlan 'Bull' Fulbright: [in a shipping crate] Let me out of here, you idiot! I'm a General, not a Colonel!
- Hannibal: [captured by Fulbright and the MPs] General Fulbright, I've missed you.
- General Harlan 'Bull' Fulbright: Very funny, Smith.