The A-Team (TV Series)

Say It with Bullets (1984)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Faceman : Listen Hannibal, there's about a hundred reasons why I hate this plan of yours, but my biggest objection, even bigger than my objection to letting someone else drive my 'vette, my biggest objection is sending the Golden Age of Television here to back up Tawnia while she's trying to scam a piece of scuzzy luggage like Harnett.

  Murdock : Thanks for the support, oh facial one.

• "Faceman" : Heheh, I just love picking locks. Eye-hand coordination, you know.

  [the door opens] 

  "Faceman" : Invaluable tools.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Come on, Face, what happened to all that eye-hand coordination?

  Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck : I'm concentrating. Don't rush genius!

• Faceman : Oh, boy, I hate situations like this. You go in trying to help mankind and, eh, all of a sudden you realize you're adjusting your halo in a two way mirror.

• "Faceman" : I don't know, Hannibal, somehow I feel like we might be sitting right on the bullseye.

  "Hannibal" Smith : Oh, relax, Face. The last place they'd think to look is the house that Decker's staying in while he's here.

• Col. Decker : [outside, over bullhorn]  It's over, Smith. You lost.

  "Hannibal" Smith : And I was having such a nice day.

  "Faceman" Peck : Oh, don't worry, he'll give us a minute, just like he always does.

  Col. Decker : [off screen]  You've got thirty seconds to give up your weapons before we open fire.

  "Hannibal" Smith : Got to give him credit, he's learning.