- B.A. Baracus: [facing a firing squad] You guys really make me mad. You wake me up so I can get killed.
- Colonel Mack Stoddard: Visiting time at the zoo.
- Hannibal: [laughs] Stoddard, you're quite a character. A regular recruiting poster. Hiding out here in the bushes playing Bomba the jungle boy, acting as God. Doesn't your ego get a little squeezed in these wide open spaces?
- Murdock: Do you really think that I even know what reality is?
- Dr. Richter: You know everything about reality, Murdock. Everything. But you choose to live in a fantasy world.
- Dr. Richter: I'd be very, very, very upset with you, Murdock, if you're so good at this that you're a fraud. I'd hate to lose you as a patient. I mean you're the, you're the best patient I got. In fact, you could be a professional patient.
- Murdock: [about Dr. Richter] B.A., I've invested ten years of therapy in this man. He's the fourth most important person in my life.
- Face: This girl is trying to find her father. Now your quizzing her like's she's some chameleon con-man. Why, look at that face. Don't you believe her? I believe her. If she says she's Richter's daughter, she's Richter's daughter.
- Sarah Teesdale: I'm a journalist.
- Face: She's a journalist.
- Sarah Teesdale: I work for Trans World Press.
- Face: Well, anyone can make a mistake...
- Hannibal: [to 'Sarah'] Uh, I'd ask you to join us, but I don't know which side you are on. See, you're a bus full of people, and we don't feel like playing driver.
- Hannibal: Doc, if she's your patient, answer one question for me: who is she?
- Dr. Richter: From time to time... everybody.