- "B.A." Baracus: Hey, man get that thing away from me! You know I can't stand lizards!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: It's no lizard, that's a crocodile, you know just like that cartoon crocodile Wally Gator. See you later?
- "B.A." Baracus: My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me!
- "Hannibal" Smith: Now, the village is about two miles from here. We can get help there.
- Kalani: The village? That's suicide. It's the first place Vescari is going to look. If he finds you there, he'll destroy the place.
- "Hannibal" Smith: My plans do not include being found.
- "Hannibal" Smith: I don't know which I hate the most, hard narcotics or slavery, so I'm coming back tomorrow, and I'm gonna cream your whole operation.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [talking to a 30 year old tank the A-Team has lovingly rebuilt] You are created, you are living, you are whole again!
- "B.A." Baracus: Hey man, that's a tank. And that's all it is.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [talking to his baby alligator] Pay no attention to him, Wiley, the man has constraints on the brain, he has no understanding of the finer things in live, like we do.
- "Faceman" Peck: [Hanibal wants Face to swallow a tiny homing device] You're not serious. You want me to swallow it?
- "B.A." Baracus: I MADE IT - YOU EAT IT!
- "Faceman" Peck: [the A-Team has been contacted through an ad in the paper] All right, lets assume for the moment that this is legit.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Okay.
- "Faceman" Peck: All right. Chances are Decker reads the same newspaper, right?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Okay.
- "Faceman" Peck: Right! So, we show up, bingo! He grabs us.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Now Face, did I ever make it easy for Decker?
- "Hannibal" Smith: B.A. is the van ready?
- "B.A." Baracus: Guns and ammo!
- "Hannibal" Smith: Ready to go!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: [reading a book] Boy, I sure hope we don't run into any arborescent Calla Montrichardia.
- "Hannibal" Smith: No, 'specially one of those.
- Old Man Villager: We're working as hard as we can. It's hot, and some of us men are old.
- Vescari: [kicks over a bucket of water] That's the last of your water for today. Now you have something to work for. You want water? You finish the field.
- Old Man Villager: But you can't, we have children here!
- Vescari: [pushes him to the ground] This is my Island! I run it. I do what I want.