"The A-Team" The Maltese Cow (TV Episode 1984) - Dwight Schultz as 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Murdock : [Murdock is translating Chinese writing on the wall] 'Death to the enemies of Lung Chin'.

Murdock : [Faceman is astonished] What can I say, one day I had this gonzo headache and before it went away I could read and speak Chinese. And it was a bad afternoon, let me tell ya.
Murdock : Pretty please with sugar on top? No, then pretty please with sugar on top and whipped cream and some of those oranges you cut into flowers on top? Oh, and meatballs.
Mack Murdock : Mack Murdock was tired of paper cups and paper plates and bleary eyed broads with yellow teeth. This trip to Chinatown was like a ride on a neon horse: the hot sounds, the smell of grease crashing in on him. And he remembered Sam Ying and that night in Saigon when he and the A-Team huddled in basement of Sam's house. And rocket fire blew holes in the walls. And it was scorched into his memory.
Murdock : I'm all done with Mack Murdock, at least I think I am. It was just another one of those phases I go through, remember the time I thought I was a plaid sports coat named Willy?
Mack Murdock : He was just one more hard boiled set of psychopatic urges under a bad haircut, but even he knew he was going to a house where chess games lasted for forty years.

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock