The A-Team (TV Series)

There's Always a Catch (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [on why he and B.A. won't be scuba diving]  B.A. and I have been working out, you two look a little flabby.

  Templeton Peck : FlabbY?

  Murdock : Just WHAT are we supposed to be doing down there, Colonel, other than not drink the water?

• Templeton Peck : Nice dog, what breed is he, piranha?

• Col. Roderick Decker : [the Team has been caught by Decker]  By tomorrow morning you'll be eating breakfast with 500 guys just like you.

  Templeton Peck : Eh, there is nobody just like us.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [Decker has them trapped]  Unless...

  Templeton Peck : Unless... you mean Murdock? Well it's true what they say, America IS running out of heroes.

• Nurse Lewis : What did you say your friends name was again, please?

  Templeton Peck : Eh, Lothar Quint. With a Q. You've probably seen him on daytime soap operas. Had a big guest role on 'Search for Tomorrow'. Played a pro quarterback who turns psychic.Yeah, he was just marvelous.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [tapping his wristwatch]  You know, we've been here almost an hour.

  Templeton Peck : Don't tell me what time it is! Tell me what a great plan you just thought of.