- Samantha Lawrence: If I were just a man, I would haul off and crack McEwan one right across the jaw.
- Face: Well, I'm glad you're not a man. I like you just the way you are.
- Murdock: People have been looking for this missing link for years. I'm gonna tie this baby and I'm gonna get my name right up there with Charles Darwin and Leo Bell.
- Hannibal: Leo Bell, who's that?
- Murdock: That's the guy in the room next to me. He's got a mouth so big he can put a whole jar of peanut butter in it, lid and all.
- Hannibal: Really?
- Murdock: Aye.
- Face: Jealous?
- Murdock: B.A., do you know what you've done? Bigfoot got one look at you and high-tailed it back into the woods to warn his friends. I wouldn't be surprised if the Bigfoots didn't even have a a reward out on you!
- Billy Lawrence: You take care of yourself now, B.A.
- "B.A." Baracus: Ok, Billy, you listen to your mother. And don't you worry about B.A., I'll be back for supper.
- Samantha Lawrence: Please be careful.
- Face: You can count on it. I'm allergic to bullets, especially those headed in my direction.
- Samantha Lawrence: It's a long way to L.A., so I brought you some sandwiches.
- [kisses Face on the cheek]
- Samantha Lawrence: Your favorite kind.
- Face: Ah, my favorite kind?
- Samantha Lawrence: Ham sandwiches.