The A-Team (TV Series)
When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?: Part 1 (1983)
George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith
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Quotes
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Daniel Running Bear : Are you the only hot dog vendor here in the park?
"Hannibal" Smith : Do you see any other hot dog vendors?
Daniel Running Bear : No.
"Hannibal" Smith : Ah, well you won't. I got contract for the city.
Daniel Running Bear : Could I have a hot dog, please?
"Hannibal" Smith : Are you kiddin'? You mean a luke-warm dog. I just fired her up.
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Col. Decker : [using a bull horn] This is Col. Decker of the U.S. army. You are completely surrounded.
"Hannibal" Smith : Ah, no kidding.
"Faceman" : Colonel Decker, do you hear that?
Amy Allen : You know this guy?
"Faceman" : Everyone in Vietnam knew him. He's one of those guys who always got the job done under any circumstances and he never lost any sleep over how he did it.
"B.A." Baracus : Yeah, Hannibal and this guy mixed it up once in the Doom Club.
Amy Allen : The Doom Club?
"Hannibal" Smith : Yeah, the Da Nang officers' open mess.
Amy Allen : So what, you didn't like the way he sugared his coffee?
"Hannibal" Smith : No, I didn't like the way he blew up Cong hospitals like it was his favorite sport.
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Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [looking at a herd of horses] I don't know how the rest of you feel, but I wouldn't sleep well tonight, not if those animals are gonna wind up on the sticky side of a postage stamp.
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Hannibal : Ah-HAH! No matter how smart they are, they ALWAYS screw up in some way!