The A-Team (TV Series)

When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?: Part 1 (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• [Face has launched a film production company] 

  Hannibal : "Miracle Films"?

  Face : "If it's a good film, it's a Miracle." Catchy, huh?

• Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Once again, the mysterious Range Rider sets out on another thrilling adventure with his trusted steed Thunder who...

  [B.A. pulls off Murdock's paper mask] 

  Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Who will remain behind just this one time.

  Face : Well guys, shall we saddle up?

  [suddenly, machine gun fire erupts from outside] 

• Col. Decker : [using a bull horn]  This is Col. Decker of the U.S. army. You are completely surrounded.

  "Hannibal" Smith : Ah, no kidding.

  "Faceman" : Colonel Decker, do you hear that?

  Amy Allen : You know this guy?

  "Faceman" : Everyone in Vietnam knew him. He's one of those guys who always got the job done under any circumstances and he never lost any sleep over how he did it.

  "B.A." Baracus : Yeah, Hannibal and this guy mixed it up once in the Doom Club.

  Amy Allen : The Doom Club?

  "Hannibal" Smith : Yeah, the Da Nang officers' open mess.

  Amy Allen : So what, you didn't like the way he sugared his coffee?

  "Hannibal" Smith : No, I didn't like the way he blew up Cong hospitals like it was his favorite sport.

• "Faceman" : [Using a Walkie Talkie]  Murdock, any sign?

  [Murdock gasps in return] 

  "Faceman" : B.A., take your hand off Murdock's throat.

• Face : [donning masks to approach the horse thieves]  Good idea, they're never going to recognize us.

• "Faceman" : [posing as Hollywood producer 'The Jer']  Gretel, babe, keep the Mick company, huh, The Jer will be back in a second.

  The Mick : What a guy!

• "Faceman" : I needed a showpiece, see, so I scrabled around looking for any piece of junk I could get my hands on, and I come across this little number for ten grand. Made by a couple of film students. So, I dub it in German, see, then I subtitle it back into English and tell everyone I brought it from overseas. Huh? The critics see that, and right away you're looking down the business end of a good review.