ALF (TV Series)

We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

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Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : What happened? ALF, exactly what happened?

  ALF : Well, I was in the tent, watching TV... incidentally, the coyote did survive... when Uncle Albert stuck his head in.

  Willie Tanner : He saw you?

  ALF : Yeah. I offered him one of Kate's cookies, but he keeled over.

• Kate Tanner : Did you ever hear the expression "Curiosity killed the cat"?

  ALF : Yeah, it's usually followed by the expression "Pass the plum sauce".

• ALF : What's in the box, Willie?

  Willie Tanner : I'm fine, Alf. How are you?

  Willie Tanner : Racked with curiosity, cloaked in conundrum and carrying a thesaurus.