Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Fat (1992)

Christopher Malcolm: Justin

Quotes 

• [explaining why she never did exercise] 

  Eddie : In the sixties, we were too stoned to jog. In the seventies, we had platform shoes.

  Justin : That high.

  Eddie : and in the eighties...

  Justin : Brain cells destroyed in the sixties. See, you know, she can't remember. The Age of the Punk.

  Eddie : Yes, punk darling. We were too busy putting pins through our noses.

  Saffie : But you were too old to be a punk, weren't you?

  Eddie : Darling, I was a punk.

  Saffie : I know.

• Patsy : Don't let her torture you, Eddy. I mean, she ruined your figure in the first place.

  Eddie : Exactly!

  Patsy : She's the one who turned you into this potato that we see before us.

  Justin : Now, now, now, now! That's unfair. I mean, I liked you when you were sort of heavier. You know, you were more umm... umm cuddly.

  Eddie : Oh, God! I'm sick!

  Patsy : I'm going to throw up.

  Justin : I mean, tough, really tough. Really tough.

  Patsy : Let's go.

  Eddie : We'll go on a public transport, Pats.

  Patsy : Are you mad? I've got nothing to wear on public transport.

  Eddie : Yes, but sweetie, I will not have my daughter thinking she's so great, because she can use public transport. Anybody can use public transport, darling!

  Saffie : I know. That's the point.

  Eddie : Come on, Pats. I'll go and get that... map thing I always use. You know, the "A to Street Map" thing-book. Come on!