- [last lines]
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Mike, you are disgusting.
- Mike Savage: No, I'm not. I'm from Brooklyn.
- Tommy: Hey, are you sure this is the place Chico told us about?
- Marcos: Ah, but who cares? To boldly go where no man has gone before!
- Tommy: Yeah, well, that's an understatement. This place isn't even on the map, man. It's probably totally uninhabited.
- Cat: Yeah, and I bet there's a reason for that.
- Marcos: Yeah, nobody's ever been there.
- Cat: Yeah, I bet there's a good reason!
- [Marcos' boat floats out to sea at high tide, marooning Cat, Krissie, Marcos and Tommy on a deserted island]
- Tommy: Yeah, let's look on it as an adventure.
- Cat: An adventure is trying to catch a cab in New York City on New Year's Eve, not trying to figure out how not to starve to death on Gilligan's Island!
- [examining an old military-issue phone that appears to be broken]
- Cat: This must be fifteen years old.
- Krissie Valentine: Hey, I do computers, not antiques.
- Marcos: Let me try. I took one of these apart when I was five.
- Krissie Valentine: Taking it apart is one thing, but can you put it back together?