- Peter Dragon: [discussing the product placement of cigarettes in a film] You want me to sell cancer... to children?
- Jim Maxwell: Yes.
- Peter Dragon: For *under* three million dollars?
- Peter Dragon: You know why God invented the theater? So the *ugly* actor would have a place to work!
- Peter Dragon: If we don't let druggies and drunks make movies, everybody'd be standing in line to watch three Amish people milk a goat.
- Holden Van Dorn: Peter, my counselor says that I'm an addict, ok?
- Peter Dragon: Yeah, in here you're an addict, ok, but on a Hollywood sound stage you're a tortured genius who takes frequent naps.
- Jim Maxwell: You know, the sun is the real silent killer. And not just direct sun, also second-hand sun.
- Scott Wolf: Peter, I looked totally in proportion on Party of Five.
- Peter Dragon: Yeah, how did they do that? What are you sitting on a phone book, or...
- Scott Wolf: Well, special sets, camera angels, and Neve Campbell is only 3 foot 8.
- Peter Dragon: Hm, I'd still do her.
- Scott Wolf: I'm kidding.
- Peter Dragon: I'm not.
- Scott Wolf: Peter, I've seen more ass in the last two months than you've seen in your entire life.
- Peter Dragon: 'Course you have, 'cause your eyes are at ass level.
- Peter Dragon: Come on, I read the Bible.
- Wendy Ward: You did not. When did you read the Bible?
- Peter Dragon: I read the part about Jesus and the, the whore, Marlee Matlin, right?