The Adventures of Champion (TV Series)

The Medicine Man Mystery (1955)

Myron Healey: Jake Webster

Quotes 

• Doc Terwilliger : Now you watch this; here's how it's done. "All right, folks, come on in a little closer. Gather 'round me for I bring you one of the wonders of ancient medicine: the secret tonic of Montezuma! Guarenteed to prolong life and restore youth. One bottle will make you feel like a new man; two will make you feel like new twins and it's so pleasant to the taste it's delicious on flapjacks.

  Jake Webster : I think I can pick it up without much trouble.

  Doc Terwilliger : Why, sure you can, Jake. All's you got to do is act like you drink it yourself... which is something I ain't never done.

• [Ote and his partner try to hold up Jake] 

  Jake Webster : Now, you boys are wastin' your time. We belong to the same lodge.

  Ote Bledsoe : Lodge? What are you talkin' about?

  Jake Webster : This horse - it's stolen. I stole him to get away from the sheriff who happens to want me for robbery.

• Jake Webster : Look, boys, I need help. I'm ready to talk a deal. You want to listen and I'll cut into a fifty thousand dollar pot.

  Ote Bledsoe : Yeah? Get down and spread your cards!