- [Jimmy enters the living room to talk to his parents]
- Jimmy: Mom, Dad, I have to tell you something; but you can't tell anyone.
- Hugh Neutron: Is this about your friend, Carl?
- Jimmy: No, it's about me. I'm a spy.
- Judy Neutron: Of course you are, Jimmy. Just like Jet Fusion.
- [Judy hugs her son]
- Jimmy: Mom, don't!
- Judy Neutron: [baby talk] My cute little spy guy.
- [Jimmy breaks free of his mother's grasp]
- Jimmy: Spies aren't cute!
- Hugh Neutron: Honeypie East was. Oh, I used to watch her TV show all the time. Had her picture up in my room.
- [Hugh purrs]
- Jimmy: But I *am* a spy!
- Hugh Neutron: You know, Jimbo. I never told you this, but I was a spy too. Oh, yeah. I had a cool suit, a pair of sunglasses, and a secret camera and...
- Judy Neutron: [interrupts] Hugh, you were a spy for Halloween.
- Hugh Neutron: Sure was! Did I look "boss" or what? I had so much candy that year, I threw up until Christmas!
- [Hugh chuckles]
- Hugh Neutron: You were a lumberjack that year...
- Hugh Neutron: [pretends to carry a giant ax] I could be a lumberjack this year!
- Hugh Neutron: [falls onto Judy's lap like a tree collapsing to the ground] Timber! I could learn how to play the saw.
- Judy Neutron: [to Hugh] Let's not.
- Jimmy: [to himself; as he exists the room] Probably better they don't know.
- [Jimmy, Carl and Sheen are in the lab]
- Sheen Estevez: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Spy! That's so awesome! Now you can blow things up, meet beautiful women and say witty asides; just like Jet Fusion!
- Jimmy: Except this is real.
- Carl Wheezer: Hey, Jimmy. Since you're a spy now, will you have a theme song?
- Jimmy: Carl, in real life, spies don't have...
- [Carl interrupts him]
- Carl Wheezer: [singing] Jimmy Neutron, he's a spy / He's a kid and his hair is really high / he's got a friend named Carl who is really cool and a friend named Sheen who was held back in school!
- Sheen Estevez: Hey, that only happened twice!
- [Jimmy, Sheen and Carl are climbing Mt. Everest as an avalanche occurs]
- Sheen Estevez: It's all right, guys. I know what to do: hold your breath, count to 10, and drink a cup of warm water!
- Jimmy: Sheen, that's hiccups.