- [challenged Little Pete to a Rock, Paper, Scissors match]
- Papercut: Paper beats Rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper.
- Younger Pete Wrigley: Shut up and throw, drool cup.
- Papercut: [shakes hand] Rock, Paper, Scissors, throw.
- [He throws paper and Little Pete throws scissors. This shocks the onlookers and angers Papercut]
- Papercut: You have no idea what you've just done.
- Younger Pete Wrigley: [smiles] Think I do.
- [Papercut rolls up his sleves and Little Pete hits his wrist with his two fingers. As he leave, Papercut is furious]
- Papercut: You will grant me a rematch and you will go down.
- Younger Pete Wrigley: I don't die, used scar finger.
- Papercut: [makes a shatterstar out of paper] Then prepare to bleed.
- [Tosses the paper shatterstar at Little Pete and ends up getting eaten by Artie]
- [after Mr.Mecklenberg and his neighbors moves out of the way of Artie and Little Pete land canoeing]
- James Mecklenberg: I hate canoes!