- Mark Gordon - Co-Pilot: Stop it! This is perverted!
- Dr. Charles Henry Moffet: There is nothing wrong with a little perversion Mark, just so long as you don't hurt yourself.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: [Looking at the scenery] This is perfect!
- Michael 'Archangel' Coldsmith Briggs III: Nothing is perfect, not even this.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: I don't know what could be wrong with this.
- Michael 'Archangel' Coldsmith Briggs III: We're here.
- [On an outdoor set where a scene has just finished being filmed]
- Mitch - Director: And cut!
- Dominic Santini: I am *not* gonna let that stupid jackass kill himself with my equipment!
- Blaze: He can't talk to me like that, I'm the star!
- Mitch - Director: Blaze is right, Santini. If he wants to kill himself, he can.
- [Hawke is eating a trout that he caught and that Gabrielle wanted him to toss back into the lake]
- Gabrielle Ademaur: You're eating the poor thing just to spite me. I suppose you think I'm being stupid.
- Stringfellow Hawke: Yeah.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: I know people eat fish. I eat fish. It's just that trout was very beautiful.
- Stringfellow Hawke: Yeah, I think I understand.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: Do you?
- Stringfellow Hawke: Yeah, you just like to eat ugly fish.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: I don't know, maybe that's it.
- Stringfellow Hawke: You know, like sole. You know, sole, it's two eyes on one side of it's head, that is an ugly fish.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: Yeah I like sole.
- Stringfellow Hawke: And pig, that's not one of God's most beautiful creatures, but I bet you like pork.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: Yeah, pork's okay.
- Stringfellow Hawke: And lamb?
- Gabrielle Ademaur: Yeah! I love lamb.
- Stringfellow Hawke: Cute, cuddly, woolly little lambs.
- Gabrielle Ademaur: [Leaves table annoyed, walks over to the fire place, then notices Hawke's dog Ted looking up her dress again] You know, anyone who would a dog... Ugh!