All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie Is Branded (1973)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

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• Paul : [when the Bunker house is defaced by mistake, Mike and a radical Jewish defender disagree about how to respond]  I don't agree with what you say, but I like your chutzpah. Y'know somethin'? One of these days you're gonna find out that this is the only answer.

  Paul : [he forms Mike's hand into a fist]  Right there.

  Mike Stivic : I still think you're wrong. Because this...

  Mike Stivic : [He makes his other hand into a fist]  ... only gets you this.

  Paul : OK, friend. You keep talkin', and I'll do what I have to do. Shalom.

  [he leaves] 

  Edith Bunker : Shalom. What does that mean?

  Mike Stivic : Believe it or not, Ma, it means 'Peace'.

  Gloria Stivic : Jewish people also use it to say 'Hello' or 'Goodbye'.

  Edith Bunker : How do you know which one they mean?

  Archie Bunker : Why don't you use your common sense, Edith? If a Jew is comin' at you, it means 'Hello'. If he's goin' the other way, it means 'Goodbye'.

  Edith Bunker : [sincerely trying to understand]  But when does it mean 'Peace'?

  Archie Bunker : Ahhh, Edith, in between 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'.