All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie the Babysitter (1976)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

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Quotes 

• Gloria : You just don't want to be alone with the baby 'cause you're afraid you might have to change him.

  Archie : You think I never changed you, little girl?

  Gloria : If I had waited for you to do that, I would've worn the same diaper til I was two. Ma told me that.

  Archie : Don't believe your mother, you believe me. Many is the time I changed you, little girl, and it wasn't always wee-wee. Sometimes it was this here.

  [Holds up two fingers] 

  Gloria : Well I never promised you a rose garden.