All in the Family (TV Series)
Henry's Farewell (1973)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
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Quotes
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Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Ma, just because it's in the Bible, do you really believe that a rich man can't get into heaven?
Archie Bunker : Certainly she does, and I do too. If it's in the Bible, then a rich man can't get into Heaven.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Not that I really care Arch, but why not?
Archie Bunker : Because, stupid, as it also says in the Bible, quote: "You can't take it with you."
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Archie Bunker : Edith!
Edith Bunker : Oh, good morning, Archie!
Archie Bunker : Listen, never mind the good morning. Just do me a favor, huh? The next time you get up at the crack of dawn, don't wake me up to tell me it ain't time for me to get up yet.
Archie Bunker : [to Mike] And you, meathead, turn off the garbage on that radio.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [sarcastically] Okay; I thought you would be interested in what King Richard was up to today.
Archie Bunker : And shut that hole in the middle of your face too, huh? Wise guy, trying to insult the President by calling him a king.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Why not? Nixon acts like one.
Archie Bunker : I got news for you, little girl: being a president is much better than being a king
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Yeah; you can probably make more money that way.
Archie Bunker : Get out of here, huh! Richard E. Nixon ain't interested in getting rich.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : He's not interested in getting rich? Why not?
Archie Bunker : Because he's got plenty of money.
Edith Bunker : [quoting the Bible] It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven.
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Gloria Bunker-Stivic : The cookies are for Henry Jefferson's farewell party.
Archie Bunker : Oh, I know all about it. Jeez, the whole street is goin' crazy just because one colored guy wants to leave home.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I thought you'd be leading the cheers.
Archie Bunker : I ain't going nowheres near that party!
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : That's 'cause you're a racist, Daddy.
Archie Bunker : That ain't so! I would say good-bye to Lionel's uncle Henry; I ain't gonna have nothin' to do with Lionel's old man, because he's an oddball!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : What do you mean, he's an oddball?
Archie Bunker : Well, look at the guy! You never see him; he's hiding out in his house all the time, like some Bantam o' the opera!