All in the Family (TV Series)

Henry's Farewell (1973)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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• Archie Bunker : Edith!

  Edith Bunker : Oh, good morning, Archie!

  Archie Bunker : Listen, never mind the good morning. Just do me a favor, huh? The next time you get up at the crack of dawn, don't wake me up to tell me it ain't time for me to get up yet.

  Archie Bunker : [to Mike]  And you, meathead, turn off the garbage on that radio.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [sarcastically]  Okay; I thought you would be interested in what King Richard was up to today.

  Archie Bunker : And shut that hole in the middle of your face too, huh? Wise guy, trying to insult the President by calling him a king.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Why not? Nixon acts like one.

  Archie Bunker : I got news for you, little girl: being a president is much better than being a king

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Yeah; you can probably make more money that way.

  Archie Bunker : Get out of here, huh! Richard E. Nixon ain't interested in getting rich.

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : He's not interested in getting rich? Why not?

  Archie Bunker : Because he's got plenty of money.

  Edith Bunker : [quoting the Bible]  It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven.

• Edith Bunker : Oh Archie, Henry Jefferson is gonna be so disappointed if you don't go to his party. Just yesterday, he told me if there was one person he'd be happy to say good-bye to, it was you.

• Archie Bunker : [Edith answers the doorbell]  Listen, let me tell you something...

  Edith Bunker : Oh, hi Lionel.

  Archie Bunker : You can take the coloreds out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the...

  Archie Bunker : [changes conversation when he sees Lionel]  Oh, hi Lionel.

  Lionel Jefferson : Oh, hi Mr. Bunker; sorry to interrupt your lecture on anthropology. Mom just asked me to stop over and borrow some big dishes.

• Edith Bunker : [quoting the Bible]  "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven."

  Archie Bunker : And it is easier for you to pass me the coffee, than for me to go over there for it!