All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike Makes His Move (1975)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [On the phone]  I still can't find an apartment.

  Archie Bunker : That's because you're looking with a bag over your head.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Would you leave me alone?

  Archie Bunker : Try Jersey.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I *hate* Jersey!

  Archie Bunker : *Everybody* hates Jersey! But somebody's gotta live there.

• Archie : Well, you know what they say, Edith. Birds gotta fly, fish gotta fry.

  Edith : Swim.

  Archie : That too.

• Irene Lorenzo : [Munson gave Archie a black lawn jockey as a gift for his mortgage-burning party]  You mean you're really gonna put that out in front of your house?

  Archie Bunker : No, No. Jeez, I'd have half o' Harlem here thinkin I was rent'n rooms.

• Archie Bunker : Try Jersey!

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I hate Jersey!

  Archie Bunker : Everybody hates Jersey, but somebody's gotta live there!