All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike's New Job (1978)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : George Jefferson is the only black guy I know that calls Abe Lincoln a honky.

• Archie Bunker : California is full of nuts and fruits. Every fruit is a little nutty and every nut is a little fruity.

• Archie Bunker : Don't you know that California is sitting on a shelf out there, they call that the Pacific Shelf. There's three states on that shelf: Oregon, California and Missouri. When the big earthquake hits, all them three states are going to be shoved right off that shelf there. They call that the Continental Divide.

  Mike Stivic : What?

  Archie Bunker : Yes. The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew's fault.