- Kate Korman: And then say something like, because of your skill and alertness, a man walks the good Earth, breathing God's clean air.
- Archie Bunker: Not if he's walking around New York he ain't.
- Archie Bunker: Alright, that's it. I'm in the way. I'll get the hell outta here, go down to Kelsey's. Oh no, no, I don't wanna stick around here with Wanda Cronkite over there. However, before I leave, I'll say one more thing: I would like to give you a little bit of technical advice that might help you in your career, lady.
- Kate Korman: And what's that?
- Archie Bunker: Zip up your fly.
- Edith Bunker: Well, see, I figured that he was having a heart attack and I had some training in CPR that's Cardiopulminary Recessitation. It was on that TV show 60 Minutes once.
- Archie Bunker: We watch all of them high class, educational shows right through, no matter how exhausted we get.
- Edith Bunker: Archie was just trying to help.
- Kate Korman: Help? He's done nothing but get in the way.
- Archie Bunker: Say that again.
- Kate Korman: You are in the way!
- Archie Bunker: You didn't have to tell me twice.